Noyes Boys Strain Cards
Strain cards are received with every genetic you order from The Noyes Boys. Hover over cards to see details.
Line 1 - Original Noyes Boys Strains
The foundation strains - bred specifically for Canadian conditions
Original
Purple Rainbow
Alien Tech × Rainbow Belts × Wedding Cake
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-27%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
Uplifted
"Incredible rainbow colors with that classic alien tech power. Perfect balance of energy and relaxation!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Rainbow Cakes
Noyes Breath × Biscotti × Wedding Cake
Type:
70% S / 30% I
Flowering:
68 days
THC:
24-26%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
Confident
"Amazing grape and citrus flavors with energizing sativa effects. Perfect daytime strain!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Cake Breath
Wedding Cake × Meatbreath
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Tired
Sleepy
Couch-lock
"Heavy hitting indica perfect for nighttime. The gas and earthy flavors are incredible!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Alienoyes Kush
Alien Tech × Noyes Kush
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Comfy
Restful
Relaxed
"Perfect blend of alien genetics and Noyes Kush. BX3 generation brings incredible consistency!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Mangonoyes Kush
Mango Kush × Noyes Kush
Type:
50% S / 50% I
Flowering:
65 days
THC:
25-26%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
Productive
"Incredible mango and citrus flavors. Perfect 50/50 hybrid for any time of day!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Citronoyes Haze
Noyes Haze × Lemon Haze × Noyes Kush
Type:
75% S / 25% I
Flowering:
62-70 days
THC:
24-26%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Amazing lemon and citrus flavors with energizing sativa effects. BX3 generation brings consistency!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Noyes Haze
Noyes Kush × Lemon Haze
Type:
90% S / 10% I
Flowering:
68 days
THC:
25-28%
CBD:
5%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Pure sativa energy with incredible lemon flavors. High CBD adds therapeutic value to this energizing strain!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Noyes Breath
Noyes Kush × Meatbreath
Type:
10% S / 90% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Relaxed
Chill
"Heavy indica with incredible gas and earthy flavors. Perfect for relaxation and unwinding after a long day!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Meat Cakes
Meatbreath × Wedding Cake
Type:
20% S / 80% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Chill
Relaxed
Tired
"Perfect blend of meatbreath and wedding cake genetics. Gas, earthy, and citrus flavors with heavy relaxation!"
★
★
★
★
★
Original
Biscotti Rocks
Rainbow Belts × Biscotti × Meatbreath
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
24-25%
Tired
Couch-lock
"Triple cross creating incredible structure and flavor. Gas and citrus with heavy couch-lock effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Line 2 - "Geode" Crosses
Rock Hard structure, Potency and Resilience! Strains built like geodes.
Geode
Yesno Kush
Genetic Lottery of 5 Line1 strains
Type:
Unknown
Flowering:
~65 days
THC:
—
Phenohunting
Experimental
"The ultimate phenohunting experience - genetic lottery with incredible potential!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Shiny Rocks
Noyes Rocks × Noyes Pebbles
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Rock solid structure with incredible resin production. Lives up to the geode name!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Noyes Rocks
Noyes Kush × Biscotti
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Foundation strain of the geode line. Incredible structure meets classic biscotti flavors!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Noyes Pebbles
Citronoyes Haze × Biscotti Rocks
Type:
40% S / 60% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Energetic
Happy
"Perfect blend of citrus haze and rock structure. Compact but powerful!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Mango Rocks
Mangonoyes Kush × Biscotti Rocks
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Energetic
Happy
"Tropical mango flavors with that signature geode structure. Amazing combo!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Citrus Pebbles
Citronoyes Haze × Noyes Pebbles
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Incredible citrus and gas flavors with rock-solid geode structure. Currently unavailable but worth the wait!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Citrus Rocks
Noyes Kush × Biscotti Rocks
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
24-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Perfect citrus and gas flavors with incredible geode strength. Available and ready!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Alien Rocks
Alienoyes Kush × Biscotti Rocks
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Alien genetics meet rock structure - grape, gas and citrus flavors with incredible potency!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Citrus Haze Breath
Citronoyes Haze × Biscotti Rocks × Meatbreath
Type:
20% S / 80% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
27-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Triple cross perfection - citrus haze meets geode structure and meatbreath power!"
★
★
★
★
★
Geode
Mango Aliens
Mangonoyes Kush × Alienoyes Kush
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Out of this world combination - mango sweetness meets alien power with gas and citrus!"
★
★
★
★
★
Line 3 - OG Crosses
Classic genetics meet Noyes Kush - time-tested crosses with modern improvements
OG Cross
Loud Dreams
Blue Dream × Noyes Kush
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
19-21%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Classic Blue Dream gets the Noyes treatment - berries and gas with incredible energy!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Afghani Noyes
Afghan Kush × Noyes Kush
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
65 days
THC:
18-22%
CBD:
4%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Classic Afghan genetics with Noyes power - gas and earthy with therapeutic CBD!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
White Noyes
White Widow × Noyes Kush
Type:
40% S / 60% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
22-23%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Legendary White Widow meets Noyes Kush - balanced hybrid with incredible resin production!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Blueberry Fingers
Noyes Kush × Blueberry Kush
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
65 days
THC:
18-20%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Sweet blueberry flavors with gas undertones - perfect balance of fruit and power!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Cheeto Fingers
Noyes Kush × Orange Kush
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
22-23%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Fruity orange flavors with that signature Noyes gas - uniquely satisfying combination!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Noyes OG
Noyes Kush × OG Kush
Type:
10% S / 90% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"The ultimate OG cross - legendary genetics with Noyes power and consistency!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Bubba Noyes
Noyes Kush × Bubba Kush
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
22-25%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Classic Bubba Kush enhanced with Noyes genetics - perfect indica with modern improvements!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Captain Noyes
Noyes Kush × Trainwreck
Type:
25% S / 75% I
Flowering:
65 days
THC:
20-21%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Trainwreck meets Noyes Kush - explosive effects with incredible gas and earthy flavors!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Hash Fingers
Noyes Kush × Hash Plant
Type:
10% S / 90% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
25-28%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Hash Plant genetics amplified by Noyes Kush - incredible resin production and potency!"
★
★
★
★
★
OG Cross
Noyes Poison
Durban Poison × Noyes Kush
Type:
80% S / 20% I
Flowering:
65-68 days
THC:
23-24%
Motivated
Energetic
Happy
"Legendary Durban Poison enhanced with Noyes genetics - pure sativa energy with improved yield!"
★
★
★
★
★
Line 4 - Skunk
Classic skunk genetics brought into the modern era with Noyes breeding
Skunk
Albino Skunk
Skunk × ATF × Noyes Breath
Type:
35% S / 65% I
Flowering:
66-68 days
THC:
24-26%
Happy
Energetic
"Triple cross perfection - skunky and gassy with incredible energy and happiness!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Rainbow Skunk
Skunk × Rainbow Belts
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
66-68 days
THC:
21-22%
Energetic
Happy
Motivated
"Rainbow colors meet classic skunk - skunky, gassy, and berry flavors with stretchy growth!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Skunk Breath
Skunk × Noyes Breath
Type:
20% S / 80% I
Flowering:
64 days
THC:
28%
Relaxed
Sleepy
Happy
"Ultimate relaxation strain - skunky, gas, and rubber flavors with incredible potency!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Blueberry Skunk
Skunk × Blueberry Fingers
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
64-65 days
THC:
24-26%
Relaxed
Sleepy
Happy
"Sweet berries meet classic skunk - skunky, berries, and sweet flavors with relaxing effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Skunk Cake
Skunk × Cake Breath
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
28%
Relaxed
"Heavy hitting combination - skunky and gas flavors with incredible relaxation power!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Le Pew
Skunk × Trainwreck
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
63 days
THC:
19-21%
Energetic
Motivated
"Classic skunk meets trainwreck energy - incredibly skunky with energizing effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Stink
Skunk × Hashplant
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
63 days
THC:
24%
Relaxed
Sleepy
Tired
"Lives up to the name - skunky, gas, and cheesy flavors with heavy sedating effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Skunk Capone
Skunk × AK47
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
63 days
THC:
20-23%
Tired
Sleepy
Couch-lock
Happy
"Gangster-level potency - gas, rubber, skunky, and kushy flavors with heavy effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Skunk Face
Skunk × AK48
Type:
20% S / 80% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
24-26%
Tired
Sleepy
Couch-lock
"Face-melting combination - gas, rubber, skunky flavors with intense couch-lock effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Skunk
Alienized Skunk
Skunk × Alienoyes Kush
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
23-28%
Relaxed
Sleepy
Happy
"Alien meets skunk - skunky and earthy flavors with out-of-this-world relaxation!"
★
★
★
★
★
Next Release - Coming Soon
Exciting new genetics almost ready for release - featuring ATF crosses and more!
Coming Soon
Citrus Squirts
ATF × Citronoyes Haze
Type:
85% S / 15% I
Flowering:
65 days
THC:
22%
Relaxed
Happy
Hungry
"ATF meets citrus power - citrus, fruity, and orange flavors with tall sativa growth!"
★
★
★
★
★
Coming Soon
Noyes Thunder
ATF × Noyes Kush
Type:
30% S / 70% I
Flowering:
66 days
THC:
23%
Energetic
Happy
Motivated
"Thunder meets Noyes - berries, fruity, and lemony flavors with energetic effects!"
★
★
★
★
★
Coming Soon
Snowstorm
ATF × Trainwreck
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
TBD
THC:
28%
Happy
Hungry
"Storm of effects - sweet and smooth flavors with incredible potency and happiness!"
★
★
★
★
★
Coming Soon
Thunder-Fuck Buddies
ATF × Noyes Breath
Type:
15% S / 85% I
Flowering:
62 days
THC:
28%
Relaxed
Sleepy
Happy
"Thunder meets breath - gas and rubber flavors with incredible relaxation and sleep effects!"
★
★
★
★
★